sluts r us

niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:20:13 -0400

niggawitdreadz:

niggawitdreadz:

i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.

from

give me ya money lil nigga

to

son just talk to me, i’m here to listen

Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame

remanth: bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks: strawber...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:14:48 -0400

remanth:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

This sounds like a Supernatural episode with Gabriel as the culprit.

larryandziam-notjustbromances: fetuslarrrrrry: *violently...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:13:17 -0400

larryandziam-notjustbromances:

fetuslarrrrrry:

*violently sobbing*

how can somebody not reblog this?

romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:12:16 -0400

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

cinematichigh: Harry Potter cast for Empire

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:09:52 -0400

cinematichigh:

Harry Potter cast for Empire

supermassiveasshole: when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:08:32 -0400

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

jackbaraphernelia: friendly reminder that jack barakat threw up...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:57:42 -0400

jackbaraphernelia:

friendly reminder that jack barakat threw up on oli sykes

sleeping-with-my-blog: this0nesforyouu: ashleyispoison: c0cain...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:57:28 -0400

sleeping-with-my-blog:

this0nesforyouu:

ashleyispoison:

c0cainee:

divid3:

repeating-apologi3s:

inkstainedveins:

idontcareif-youre-c0ntagious:

ohfuck-herecomesashark:

When Of Mice & Men played at the Scranton Warped Tour, it poured down rain all day and the sun was nowhere to be found but when Austin Carlile sang “I hope you smile when you look down on me” The sun peeked out from behind the clouds and lit up the whole sky

his mommy was watching down on him.

austin bby <3 your mom is very proud of you.

Brb while I fuckind cry :cc

omg CRYING AW

I will ALWAYS reblog this. This is actually brings tears to my eyes. As dumb as that sounds. This is just.. beautiful.<3 I’m sure his mother is very proud of him.

god fucking bless

always reblogging. he really loves his mom. dead or not. always.

nothingisthesamewithoutyou: …this is it, this is the end.

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:56:56 -0400

nothingisthesamewithoutyou:

…this is it, this is the end.

All Time Low - Remembering Sunday ft. Juliet Simms (Live From...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:56:29 -0400

All Time Low - Remembering Sunday ft. Juliet Simms (Live From Straight To DVD) x

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girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:55:34 -0400

girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability

[x]

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:55:04 -0400

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erinisnot0nfire: Can we take a moment to appriciate the beauty...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:53:41 -0400

erinisnot0nfire:

Can we take a moment to appriciate the beauty of this band?

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